HILARIOUS Story...

[taterman]

I was playing Capture the Flag, and it was me and another guy against one other guy (hard to believe, i know, but there were 9 other people trying to connect, making the game super laggy) and he kept killing us, not capturing the flag, but just killing us while we won 6-0. he had about 15 kills and 3 deaths, and sent me a message.
"Haha Noobs...(You had two and i had one and i still p0ned u noobs.)"
so i said back "That was lag (Private Match, me and you, one on one Capture The Flag)"
he says "Haha (You serious? you couldn't even kill me with TWO people.)"
"Scared? (so why don't you add me and find out if i AM serious?)"

He added me, he hosted a private match with crystal clear connection. He got to 2-0, him up by the end of the round.

The next round started, i started using the Gewehr 43 and started mercilessly destroying him...we were at a total score of 2-1...and he shot me into Second Chance...i fired at him and expected him to come back, but when he didn't i realized he was running for my flag!!!
i quickly used C.W.O and respawned, then got to the hangar (the map we were in when we played) and ran to his flag (The tin house.) and he was coming around the corner to basically capture the flag and win the game (or tie it, in my best case scenario.) i grabbed his flag, knifed him, and returned mine. I sprinted my @$$ off to my place and got the capture, then Bettied up the Defend Flag point, then ran off to grab his. i got it the second he blew up because of my Betty. I ran to the center of the map (where the broken part of the hangar and the truck is...) and all of a sudden there was MP40 fire coming from behind me! I turned and hid behind the truck, then snuck around and fired ruthlessly with the Gewehr and killed him!
I turned and started jumping up and down as i made my way back to the defend spot, thinking "YES!! EAT ME!!! EAT ME!!!!!!!!!" then he ended the game. that made me just frickin laugh!

XDDDDDD Man, some noobs, you just have to silence them when they start yappin'.

[Chandalen]

Cool story bro.

You know what's pretty awesome too? Paragraph breaks.

[taterman]

you know, those probably are cool too. i think i'll go edit that now. =)

[tiiiggg]

lol had the same prob yesterday

[resi4]

whats his name? lol so did you just basically send him messages?

[Skepy]

god dammn fool i hate kids like that its only even 13 year old little girlsi call them girls cos they bitch about everything when its not going there way but as soon as they start winning your the noob

[taterman]

good point danny, damn good point. and resi, yes i basically sent him messages until we got a private match going where i raped him. XD