No Food in the frige, what do you do??

[FunkY]

Run over my neighbor's cat, buy a flamethrower, no, a fucking flamethrower Sherman, roast the damn body to well cooked, cut it to bits, go to my neighbor, say I'm sorry about their cat and say the person who did it must be a complete ass, and then share the meat with him/her.

"This steak's great, what's it made of?"

"Ca-uh, cow"

And if my neighbor find out, then I'll roast him with my flamethrower tank too. Good riddance.

And eat him.

Someone's trying too hard...

[Citruslime]

*cont. conversation with neighbor*
"Oh, well, my old buddy always did like juicy sirloins. Glad to know I'm eating the same thing as him."

"Yes, it really is the same thing as him..."

"What do you mean?"

"Excuse me, I have bad people skills. "

@Funky: We all have our own ways.

@Smoke: Hmm, that sounds just a tad simpler than my solution. You mind telling me how it's done?

[goh13]

I will do the smartest thing, check the fridge again!

[HansonL]

That's not that bad!
And African children could just dream of it.
So, the only food which never finishes is pasta in my fridge. So you can cook everything withit, any toppings will be tasty!