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    Default Fairy tale

    Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

    The end
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    Marriage is the #1 cause of divorce!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Alpha_Curmama View Post
    Marriage is the #1 cause of divorce!
    Haha, so very true.
    Quote Originally Posted by WaLkAwaY View Post
    And how does that make you feel when he ruffles your ears and calls you little skunky wunkertins?
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    Its kinda like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it but only you get the warm fuzzy feeling it brings
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    Not me, but he's a tall fella and has one that looks very similar to mine (wood color + sling; mine's a hex receiver, tho
    “There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter.” – Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961)

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    but without marriage there's no, rather not say!
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    Leaving the seat up? Hell, no. I never lift the seat up, I just clean it up if I miss... which TOTALLY isn't often, yeah, and definitely not virtually every single time.
    Add me on XBL if you'd like, but you must have sense of humor. People get boring. >.>

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    ...mans retort "well you always leave the seat down!"

    Heard that in a movie once.
    Quote Originally Posted by WaLkAwaY View Post
    And how does that make you feel when he ruffles your ears and calls you little skunky wunkertins?
    Quote Originally Posted by hartynips View Post
    Its kinda like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it but only you get the warm fuzzy feeling it brings
    Quote Originally Posted by Triple_000_Ought View Post
    Not me, but he's a tall fella and has one that looks very similar to mine (wood color + sling; mine's a hex receiver, tho
    “There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter.” – Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961)

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    ^ Lol! Yeah I heard that one too...



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    Nice Fairy-Tale, if I have kids, i'll read that to them every night before bed lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alpha_Curmama View Post
    Marriage is the #1 cause of divorce!
    Wait a second I thought Gays were the number one cause of Divorce!

    All those ads in 2008 lied to me..

    Well I'm sad now.
    It's a shame, really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Veixs View Post
    Wait a second I thought Gays were the number one cause of Divorce!

    All those ads in 2008 lied to me..

    Well I'm sad now.
    Lol cheer up! They were two years ago
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