winkdink12
09-10-2011, 05:39 PM
Hi everyone. I have a horrible sense of humour. Get over it. I'm going to post a series of long, boring, and quite painful to read, posts, entitled, |\|008 74C71C5 101. In case you have half a brain, Noob Tactics 101. This is qoing to poke fun at each of this generation's Call of Duty titles, with 101 insults. Minus CoD4 and W@W, which I will attempt to get around to, but will most likely come up only with tasteless, rude, and cruel comments that I am sure this respectable forum will not enjoy. Well, then again, you probably won't enjoy it anyway. But how many ****s does it look like I give?
For the first ten: MW2
1)OMA+DC+TUBE=USE.
2)Mics are your own personal karaoke machines.
3)If you die, they are TOTALLY HAXING!
4)Scream. For. Everything. You must remember how far away they are!
5)One shotgun is boss, two shotguns are bosser.
6)8==o is the bestest clan tag.
7)Lol, you are obviously the only white person on CoD! Everyone else is a black ******! ( This is not a racist comment, I am sure you all know this word on CoD is over used and racism is no joke. Stop the racism.)
8)You are the only one who knows anything about religion. Teach them the ways of the force young jedi.
9)Ten sensitivity is the only playable sense. Everything else is OP and noob.
10)Post on CoD forums.
TEN MOAR!
11) Shocking how you slept with everyone's mom. -sharp/alec
12)Everyone you kill is a camping little ****** noob.
13)That guy's care package needs taking!
14)7><7 3\/R7|-|1|\|6!!! (In case you're over 10, it says text everything!)
15)Camp. You don't want to die, do you?
16)Clan tag=1337
17)Voice changer rules! C'mon Alvin, let's play MW2!!!
18)Add your own sound effects. IW obviously didn't think pew was realistic enough. PEW PEW!
19)In SnD or Sabotage, always find some way to make the bomb unreachable! I.E. radiation zones, out of map jumps...
20)In HC, kill your teamates so the enemies can't.
21)People would love to hear your life story, so remember to commentate as loud and as obnoxiously as possible.
What do you think? I have some better ones, but they won't make sense without others, and so on, so on. If you have any ideas for a number, then PM, I'll probably include it, and tag your name along with it so you get credit.
For the first ten: MW2
1)OMA+DC+TUBE=USE.
2)Mics are your own personal karaoke machines.
3)If you die, they are TOTALLY HAXING!
4)Scream. For. Everything. You must remember how far away they are!
5)One shotgun is boss, two shotguns are bosser.
6)8==o is the bestest clan tag.
7)Lol, you are obviously the only white person on CoD! Everyone else is a black ******! ( This is not a racist comment, I am sure you all know this word on CoD is over used and racism is no joke. Stop the racism.)
8)You are the only one who knows anything about religion. Teach them the ways of the force young jedi.
9)Ten sensitivity is the only playable sense. Everything else is OP and noob.
10)Post on CoD forums.
TEN MOAR!
11) Shocking how you slept with everyone's mom. -sharp/alec
12)Everyone you kill is a camping little ****** noob.
13)That guy's care package needs taking!
14)7><7 3\/R7|-|1|\|6!!! (In case you're over 10, it says text everything!)
15)Camp. You don't want to die, do you?
16)Clan tag=1337
17)Voice changer rules! C'mon Alvin, let's play MW2!!!
18)Add your own sound effects. IW obviously didn't think pew was realistic enough. PEW PEW!
19)In SnD or Sabotage, always find some way to make the bomb unreachable! I.E. radiation zones, out of map jumps...
20)In HC, kill your teamates so the enemies can't.
21)People would love to hear your life story, so remember to commentate as loud and as obnoxiously as possible.
What do you think? I have some better ones, but they won't make sense without others, and so on, so on. If you have any ideas for a number, then PM, I'll probably include it, and tag your name along with it so you get credit.