The \V/ Clan Chat

[Skunky]

#2 "Thank **** its an M40 and not a .50cal-that damn gun left a scorch mark on my arse last time!!!"

[kolakommando]

lol ^^^^

3# these mw2 hacks are just getting stoopid now

[Skunky]

Number three would be easy if they werent holding guitars....that kinda throws it for me!!!

Got any more pics?

[kolakommando]

you can see why i was struggling lol got hand full of pics left need to find more
2# " the private although in a very embarising position was happy that this is what sarge ment by " Im gonna shoot over your ass" lol

[kolakommando]

gonna leave these up for a few days before post any more :D

[Skunky]

Lol.

I came across a guy squashed by a CP in Invasion playing with AC and Treb last night, he was still under the damn thing!!! Would have made a priceless pic but I couldnt find my damn mobile anywhere!!!!

[kolakommando]

wow its like a balloon popping :D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SiD5EAXz_Y&feature=related

[Kristoffer2004]

seen that before, amazing how much the metal stretches before shattering lol.

[kolakommando]

PC’s and Macs come from the sky, from the gods of the sky. But Playstation is your god, Playstation and he lives in the earth. Once, Microsoft giants lived in the Earth. And in the darkness of chaos, they fooled Playstation, and they took from him the enigma of 3rd Gen Gaming. Playstation was angered. And the Earth shook. Fire and wind struck down these giants, and they threw their bodies into the waters, but in their rage, the gods forgot the secret of 3rd gen gaming and left it on the battlefield. We who found it are just men. Not gods. Not giants. Just men. The secret of 3rd gen has always carried with it a mystery. You must learn its riddle. You must learn its discipline. For no one - no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts.
[Points to PS3]
This you can trust.

[Kristoffer2004]

i sense a bit of greek mythology lol.

[kolakommando]

http://i770.photobucket.com/albums/xx349/kolakommando/101577-1.jpg

[kolakommando]

i sense a bit of greek mythology lol.

Kolnan the Barbarian :D

[Kristoffer2004]

kolnan?!? think you meant conan lol. back from the day when arnies arms were still more massive than his head lmao.

[Sunfirmation]

ZOMG, That's so bloody brilliant Kola xD!
roflmfao!!

[Skunky]

That bit in Conan the Barbarian where arnie is pissed is so fking funny!

[BamaGoodfella]

And the award for the clan with the best sense of humor goes to ... \V/!!! :D

[kolakommando]

Between the time when the haxorz glitched the rocks of Creek and the rise in the download of resurgence, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this, \V/, 10 men destined to hold the jewelled Dual Shock Controllers of Aquilonia in their war torn hands. It is I, their chronicler, who alone can tell thee of their saga.
Let me tell you of the days of high Adventure!!!
(cue the drums)

[Trebadom]

That bit in Conan the Barbarian where arnie is pissed is so fking funny!

LMFAO!!! - glad Im not the only one that thinks so. Isnt it on Conan the Destroyer though?

PS - Very nice Kola!!!

[kolakommando]

they got pissed up a couple of times in conan the barbarian, the first time is when he punches out that camel but I dont remember him doing it in destroyer but i think my mind has just tried to block that film out as its so naff compared to the first lol
CONAN FACT: Subotai the Theif played by Gerry Lopez is also known as "Mr. Pipeline" as he is an international surfing champion :D (geek moment over)

[Trebadom]

Your right, he gets drunk in both. In the destroyer he tries it on with that blonde bird and tells her "You need to fight with a real weapon, not with a toothpick!" (referring to Grace Jones's staff, whom might I add looks even more hidious than normal in that film!

Done alot of things when Ive been drunk but pretty sure I havent punched a camel.

[kolakommando]

Grace Jones gives me THE FEAR!!!
I wouldnt poke it with yours mate

[Skunky]

Your right, he gets drunk in both. In the destroyer he tries it on with that blonde bird and tells her "You need to fight with a real weapon, not with a toothpick!" (referring to Grace Jones's staff, whom might I add looks even more hidious than normal in that film!

Done alot of things when Ive been drunk but pretty sure I havent punched a camel.

I punched Richard the Rabbit in the head outside Stoats Nightclub once. But a camel, no I havent either. I doubt unless somebody would be kind enough to hold me up that Id reach anyway.

That bit where Conans training the girl in CTD, she brandishes his sword over her head and smacks the other guy in the skull with it too :D

The witch he tries to get it on with in the first one gave me nightmares. Erotic ones, but nightmares nonetheless :p I always thought his "Queen" looked more like a bloke (More so than lady gaga) though.

[Sunfirmation]

Check the quote in my sigs!
lololololololol!!

[Skunky]

LMAO Thats hardly sigworthy Sun!!!!!

[Sunfirmation]

I think it is x]
As if Akimbo Interventions are actually in the game xD

[Kristoffer2004]

let's all go to egypt and punch camels this summer lol.
skunky i think 'if i can punch camels, then so can you. we're about the same height (you weigh a bit more lol).

[Sunfirmation]

I think I'll kick em' xD

[Skunky]

let's all go to egypt and punch camels this summer lol.
skunky i think 'if i can punch camels, then so can you. we're about the same height (you weigh a bit more lol).

I could just imagine that. \V/ platoon steps off the pavelow at Cairo international, to be greated by an irritating smiling local.

Farooq: Good evening, what can I do for you gentlemen?
Kris: We are here to punch your camel.
Farooq: Im sorry?
Treb: Dont be. We arent here for you
Theo: Show me the camel!
Farooq: Er....All of you?
Sunny: Well I want to kick it actually.
Vibes: But yeah. Otherwise thats our mission.
Farooq: Let me get this straight-all 10 of you want to punch my camel?
Kris: Thats right.
Farooq: You no want...Ride?
Skunk: I doubt you'd hold my weight fella.
Theo: Show us the camel dammit.
AC7: Or we could all punch you?
Farooq: What has my camel ever done to you?
Skunk: Its in that film mate
Farooq: Film? Lawrence of Arabia?
Treb: Conan the Barbarian
Farooq: LMAO That was a crap film!!!! You guys are so gay!
\V/: GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sunfirmation]

lmao Skunk xD!!

[MileySquirts]

Good games fellas.
I play much better in Euro lobbies. No idea why.
You UK guys need to invest in some mics. Or if you have them, wear them. I wont make of fun your accent (that much. I have been known to imitate a few people lol).
I was talking about how no one has mics. And then the same match after it was over, A mic pops up on the other team, saying "Syndrome you can suck my balls". lol. Then he left.
You guys must have ESP. I was trying to relay enemy coordinates to everyone. lol. You guys do it telepathically. :P

[Skunky]

Good games fellas.
I play much better in Euro lobbies. No idea why.
You UK guys need to invest in some mics. Or if you have them, wear them. I wont make of fun your accent (that much. I have been known to imitate a few people lol).
I was talking about how no one has mics. And then the same match after it was over, A mic pops up on the other team, saying "Syndrome you can suck my balls". lol. Then he left.
You guys must have ESP. I was trying to relay enemy coordinates to everyone. lol. You guys do it telepathically. :P

Great playing with you Syn, and Zcs. We had some great matches and some difficult ones, but by and large it went well. Couple laggy games but otherwise no major probs.

Mics wise, as I said in C4b, Im personally not that into it, too much random chatter, babies crying, WAGs arguing in the background. When Im playing I rarely listen to anyone, or anything going on except whats happening in game, so yeah, I probably do have a bit of ESP. Im not the only one, Kris rarely uses his nowadays in \V/ lineups, the rest havent got any. But we all seem to gel well, and it does make life awkward for other teams.

I seemed to get a tonne of GWKCs tonight, that doesnt seem to happen. And Treb completed his GWKC challenge by stunning me and nailing my blinded character while he was on his back.
(Im told he does his best work led down :D)

[kolakommando]

I could just imagine that. V/ platoon steps off the pavelow at Cairo international, to be greated by an irritating smiling local.

Farooq: Good evening, what can I do for you gentlemen?
Kris: We are here to punch your camel.
Farooq: Im sorry?
Treb: Dont be. We arent here for you
Theo: Show me the camel!
Farooq: Er....All of you?
Sunny: Well I want to kick it actually.
Vibes: But yeah. Otherwise thats our mission.
Farooq: Let me get this straight-all 10 of you want to punch my camel?
Kris: Thats right.
Farooq: You no want...Ride?
Skunk: I doubt you'd hold my weight fella.
Theo: Show us the camel dammit.
AC7: Or we could all punch you?
Farooq: What has my camel ever done to you?
Skunk: Its in that film mate
Farooq: Film? Lawrence of Arabia?
Treb: Conan the Barbarian
Farooq: LMAO That was a crap film!!!! You guys are so gay!
V/: GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kola: (whilst carrying offical \V/ matched luggage) HADOUKEN!!!!!!!!!!
Camel: THUD!!!

[kolakommando]

I forgot !!!!! he does it in BOTH FILMS !!!!

YouTube - Conan Vs Camel

LOLZ

[Skunky]

Sorry Kola, you werent available for a speaking part in my Camel Punch short film, you were already in \V/ sick bay complaining of the food, heat and the flies :D

"Camel Punch" is premiering at Cannes in 2011. Dont miss it.

[Kristoffer2004]

lmfao, camel punching ftw. poor farooq's camel was never the same again.

[ArmchairGeneral]

Hopefully camels don't have any rights down there, other then that, this is a soundproof plan, when we heading down? But of course what if farooq whips out his AK after we punch his camel/wife?

Oh Kris, I got my interrail ticket today, I will be in Copenhagen on 1st.

[Skunky]

Hopefully camels don't have any rights down there, other then that, this is a soundproof plan, when we heading down? But of course what if farooq whips out his AK after we punch his camel/wife?




As quoted in "The Rock" (Epic film btw)

"What the hell do you have? A frigging waterpistol!?!?!?"

[Kristoffer2004]

kk armhair, i'll send you my phone# via psn. when you get here, call me lol.

[BamaGoodfella]

I need my \V/ clan comedy fix, where the heck have you guys been for the past 3 days LOL.

[MileySquirts]

I need my V/ clan comedy fix, where the heck have you guys been for the past 3 days LOL.

Ive played a bit with V over the last few days.
O btw, this is my official entry into this thread. My prior post was just a quick hit. Time to open the V thread WIDE. My posts will come by the plenty in here.
:D

[Sunfirmation]

Cool deal Syn xD
and it still sounds wrong x]

[BamaGoodfella]

Pretty sure that Syn & I would be up for some camel punching with the \V/ guys. We'd bring Alpha along, but he would probably be a show off and punch the camel like a speed bag LOL. :D

[MileySquirts]

lol.
Rapid fire Punching the Camel without a modded arm :D

I can go incognito. lol

[Shadow]

hey hey, what about me?

[BamaGoodfella]

Yep, you can come too Shadow. Just don't dress the camels funny, OK. :D

[Shadow]

what do i bring then?

[BamaGoodfella]

what do i bring then?

Riot shield silly. Don't you know that camels spit at you? :D

[Shadow]

well living on a island in the middle of somewhere, i dont!

[Sunfirmation]

woah woah woah, who invited C4B herE?
lmao I joke :D

[Kristoffer2004]

seems they want in on our camel punching fun. i say 'punch away dudes, just remember to save a slap or 2 for farooq' lol.

[Sunfirmation]

lmao@farooq'!

[MileySquirts]

This chat thread is so random.
Syndrome likes it. Syndrome is only going to refer to himself in 3rd person.

But seriously.

Syndrome cant wait to punch camels :D

[BamaGoodfella]

Syndrome cant wait to punch camels :D

Yep, Bama also can't wait to do some camel punching with C4B's European branch (also known as the \V/ clan).:D Perhaps when our European friends come to visit us, we can take them cow tipping or something (sorry guys, no camels to punch in Alabama).

[Homescrub]

lmao i was laughing as i brought that up to bama last night about spitting camels or something

[Sunfirmation]

lol, I like that "European branch" xD
and wtf Syn? 3rd perosn? lol.

[BamaGoodfella]

Yep Sun, together C4B and the \V/ clan is like the NATO of Call of Duty LOL. We keep all of those filthy terrorist campers in check all around the world. :D

[Sunfirmation]

what about Australia?
I suppose Spook is a 1 man army lol

[MileySquirts]

Spook is the hired contractor from an outside 3rd party country.

C4B hires him on a regular basis.

Syndrome Over and out.

[BamaGoodfella]

Correct Syn. We hire Spook for covert ops since he can lag in behind enemy lines, wipe out an entire battalion of soldiers, and be gone before anyone knows he was there. :D

[Sunfirmation]

That's all good and well gentlemen.
But still leaves Australia unprotected from the original threat that Bama, originally stated, and this threat must be tamed before it is too late.
We should have a branch in Australia? I bet there all wrestling Kangaroos lol.

[BamaGoodfella]

Of course they are Sun, you can't punch a kangaroo like you can a camel. Here's a little video proving my point:

YouTube - Boxing Kangaroo

[Sunfirmation]

lmfao!
Go kangaroos!!! xD

[Skunky]

Reminds me of that boxing kangaroo on Streets of Rage :D

[BamaGoodfella]

Glad to see Kris & Sun join up with C4B for some games last night. After everyone else got offline for the evening, the hungover skunk & I got some pretty good games in despite my lagginess. Saw Spook join us on Underpass, but he was gone before we could try to party up.

[Skunky]

Yeah really enjoyed it earlier mate. Hangover has all but subsided, got a couple hours kip and its done me better. Typically after you left I went 17-0 in Skidrow (Dunno how, I was using that MG4 although I did a lot of knifing) and had a 39-9 in Sub base playing with Munky a bit later on.

I wondered where SPOOK went. He arrived, sent me a FR then he was gone about 2 mins into the game.

[Sunfirmation]

Hola !
Hows everyone?!
I'll hola at you later!

[Skunky]

Hey Sunny.

You on later today mate? I think Trebinski's fixed his problem so we'll probably be on around 7-30ish?

[Sunfirmation]

I should be! I finished my exams for this year!
YIPPYDOODAAWOOPTYEFINDOLAPPAROGHNJWEFALEODXOM!!!!

[Skunky]

Congrats mate, how do you think you did? Do you feel you did well?

Glad to have you back, its been quiet lately.

[Sunfirmation]

I feel I did Good in Maths, but Science could be a C hmmhmmm, and History I might of failed x[
We'll see!

[Skunky]

Im sure you did fine mate. Whats next though? College? Uni? Job?

[Sunfirmation]

ERR, Year 11? lol
Where I have to do the other half of the tests lol.

[Kristoffer2004]

YIPPYDOODAAWOOPTYEFINDOLAPPAROGHNJWEFALEODXOM!!!!

hope spelling wasn't a test lol. expect armhair dropping by me some time tomorrow or the day after.

[Sunfirmation]

hope spelling wasn't a test lol. expect armhair dropping by me some time tomorrow or the day after.

I haven't done English exam yet :p
and cool deal!

[BamaGoodfella]

hope spelling wasn't a test lol. expect armhair dropping by me some time tomorrow or the day after.

Make sure to take some pics & post them so we can see what Armchair looks like in RL.

[Sunfirmation]

Make sure to take some pics & post them so we can see what Armchair looks like in RL.

True dat xD

[ArmchairGeneral]

im a really sexy f***** of course, thought you knew that already bama?? i am in copenhagen at the moment. kris this place is awesome. But there is one question i have to ask you! Does everyone usually piss in public places in denmark???? In the center of the city i have came accross 4 people so far, they just stop, face a wall, and let it ripp!! Cars and people passing within 5m...

And i got a nice bottle of paddy whisky and 2 paddy glasses for ya, the best thing to come out of ireland. I have 3 nights booked in to hostel here in the city. So i will be popping by earlyish in 3 days!

[Sunfirmation]

lmao, Cool deal Armhair xD

[ArmchairGeneral]

what you saying foo?

[Sunfirmation]

huh? I just said cool deal lol

[ArmchairGeneral]

i know dude. :) soo.. Whats the cconvo topic for today?

[ArmchairGeneral]

i know dude. :) soo.. Whats the cconvo topic for today?

[Sunfirmation]

Meh, my PS3 broke therefore I am temporarily retiring from \V/ xD
My father and I will attempt to repair it soon.

[Shadow]

SUNNY! you killed your PS3! its your scared second home!

[Sunfirmation]

Sadly yes! lol, I'll get it fixed :)

[ArmchairGeneral]

howd you manage to break it?

[Shadow]

he was looking up bad stuff! lol

[Skunky]

Nah I think his suffered the overheating failure. If its under warranty contact sony they will fix it.

[kerzo_29]

maybe god broke it because he found out he wasnt old enough to play! :D

[Kristoffer2004]

so sunday/monday ish armhair? anyhow i sent you a pm with my #, if you can't get through from your own phone, call me from a payphone and i could call you on that #.

[ArmchairGeneral]

Still cant text or ring of my mobile.i will find a public fone in svendborg and try ring ya off that! I will be in around 3 or something. See ya then babe!

[Sunfirmation]

Nah I think his suffered the overheating failure. If its under warranty contact sony they will fix it.

No lol.
The warranty finished on the 17th of May lol
My father and myself will fix it :D (that's going to go well lol)

[ArmchairGeneral]

you and your dad will be my role modles if yee fix it.

[Sunfirmation]

you and your dad will be my role modles if yee fix it.

I wouldn't be surprised if we fixed it lol, my dad has fixed countless things.
He's fixed my computer screen, built my sister a stool and desk. Put TV's on walls, built a telephone system throughout the house so I can call my sister from my room lol.
He's a telephone engineer lol.

[Skunky]

Good luck mate. I think however its a sensor failure, not the actual fan overheating the unit. Id find out if its that first.

[Sunfirmation]

I read on the internet that 90% of the problems is that something doohicky melts and disconnects from another part. My dad knows what to do anyways, so.. :D!

[ArmchairGeneral]

make sure to keep us updated on the op. :)

[Sunfirmation]

Well, the repair will take place sometime tomorrow xD
I won't update this till tomorrow.

[Kristoffer2004]

best of luck with the repair sunny, hope it works out. if not, blame dad! make him feel guilty and buy you a replacement lol.
armhair, i think i got a text from you saying 'stoffer?'. phone# was frigging long.
try to call me when you get to odense, if you got time, that way i can get ready to pick you up, k?

edit: BIG CONGRATS TO SKUNKY LADS!!!

[Sunfirmation]

best of luck with the repair sunny, hope it works out. if not, blame dad! make him feel guilty and buy you a replacement lol.
armhair, i think i got a text from you saying 'stoffer?'. phone# was frigging long.
try to call me when you get to odense, if you got time, that way i can get ready to pick you up, k?

edit: BIG CONGRATS TO SKUNKY LADS!!!

lmao, thats what I told him, if it doesn't work, your buying me a new one !

[Sunfirmation]

Update:
We've gotten to the CPU and now we will attempt to fix the problem.

[ArmchairGeneral]

good so far. Easy does it sun!

[Sunfirmation]

Update:
We've heated the board with a heat gun at 350C and we're letting is cool, it should open the paths between the soldiers.

[ArmchairGeneral]

ok. You have officially lost me!!

[Shadow]

what he is saying in a different language is that he killed it, beyond repair.

[Sunfirmation]

Update:
The first attempt has failed lol. They said it could take several tries before it works. Next attempt: Tomorrow, may the force be with us.

[Skunky]

Update:
We've heated the board with a heat gun at 350C and we're letting is cool, it should open the paths between the soldiers.


what he is saying in a different language is that he killed it, beyond repair.

Silly boy Shadow, Anyone can see in plain english that Sun and Senior Sun stalked the PS3, before catching it camping and getting the GWKC with a 350 degree spinning heat gun kill.

By doing this the soldiers inside the PS can Oscar Mike and get to work on clearing out the insurgent gremlins by using the paths along the....WAIT A MINUTE

/There's actually little people inside the PS3?!?!?!?

[Sunfirmation]

Silly boy Shadow, Anyone can see in plain english that Sun and Senior Sun stalked the PS3, before catching it camping and getting the GWKC with a 350 degree spinning heat gun kill.

By doing this the soldiers inside the PS can Oscar Mike and get to work on clearing out the insurgent gremlins by using the paths along the....WAIT A MINUTE

/There's actually little people inside the PS3?!?!?!?

LMFAO!!!!
lol@"Sun and Senior Sun" that just cracked me up man

[Skunky]

So is it Terminal? Is your shed a barren Wasteland of PS3 parts now you stripped it down to the Sub-base? Or is there a PS3 Resurgence in the offing?

(I can tell you like what I did there, clever no?)

[Kristoffer2004]

armhair's an amazing sofa/couch camper. only been out to p!ss twice so far.

[Sunfirmation]

lmao Skunk x]
When we put it back together it did the same thing. Now we're took it apart again (In record time I might add). Now Senior Sun is doing some researching into it before we do anything to it.

[Sunfirmation]

armhair's an amazing sofa/couch camper. only been out to p!ss twice so far.

PICS!!!! NOWW!!!!?!! :D

[Kristoffer2004]

7.10pm armhair tried to open an empty beer...

7.12pm i tried to drink his beer...

[Sunfirmation]

Wait, why was it empty? and why did you try to drink his ? :S lol

[RustproofDwarf]

I iz teh crash this thread!

[Sunfirmation]

Right.... lol
Crash away!

[RustproofDwarf]

Banned because you crashed the thread of happiness and I crashed your thread

Oh wait...

[Sunfirmation]

This is not the banned thread .. :)

[RustproofDwarf]

Banned because I know and that's because I'm crashing it :D

[Skunky]

I reckon this is Kris+Armhair


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2uoRch8vq0

[Kristoffer2004]

that did seem an awful lot like us lol.

[Sunfirmation]

lmao Kris!

[Trebadom]

I rekon Skunk is right on the money! I can also see them like this!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_16LXXbr_4

[Sunfirmation]

LMFAO!!
They're not drunk! There're stupid! x]

[Homescrub]

B&B is the best show ever!

Except for the lame ass DVD set Mike Judge put out. Cuts out all the music videos.

[Kristoffer2004]

omfg who taped us?

[kolakommando]

Me and TREBBIEDEEDOOWAHHH!!! played some outstanding games last night on new maps I was average (ish) but he was godly lol 40+ kills for the great treb last night in some games
\V/ FTW!!!!!

[kolakommando]

Me and TREBBIEDEEDOOWAHHH!!! played some outstanding games last night on new maps I was average (ish) but he was godly lol 40+ kills for the great treb last night in some games
\V/ FTW!!!!!

[Trebadom]

Yeah it was even 'two posts' good lmfao!

Yeah, really enjoyed it mate. Turns out we have found Kola's niche. Top of the table CTF baby! Even with plenty of kills I was still behind him. He was a capturing maniac! \V/ topping the table always nice to see! Well done mate, pitty they removed CTF from normal playlist.

Im liking the new maps, campers and all. Like most maps when you get to know them a bit you know where the campers are likely to be anyway. I rekon Carnival must have taken some developing, visually quite impressive.

[kolakommando]

I liked it so much i did it twice :D
I do like a good CTF shame its off the main list :(
think i got about 10 kills in that match and the rest were all from flags (died loads to)but you get points for grabbing the flag and then more for capping and i only capped 5 times but i grabbed it loads of times :D

[Hurricane_]

Lmaowtfbbqlmfao.

[Sunfirmation]

Sigh.
I'm still in "hospital" lads, the front lines will have to wait.
At least till \V/ Nurse, walkaway, can fix me up :D
I joke, my Ps3 is still out of commission :(

[kolakommando]

what you done to it sun??

[Sunfirmation]

It just died on me.
When I turn it on, it turns itself off and flashes red :|
I don't know what I'm going to do.
Senior Sun's attempt to fix failed.
He might pay someone to fix it.

[kolakommando]

It just died on me.
When I turn it on, it turns itself off and flashes red :|
I don't know what I'm going to do.
Senior Sun's attempt to fix failed.
He might pay someone to fix it.

bugger....
well its that or get new one, you earn much money ??

[Sunfirmation]

10 pounds a month :p
I get pocket money lol
also, I have about 70ish in my wallet already Senior Sun might chip in.
We'll see x]

[Skunky]

Sell a kidney mate.

[Vette]

10 pounds a month :p
I get pocket money lol
also, I have about 70ish in my wallet already Senior Sun might chip in.
We'll see x]

Translation to US dollars?

[Sunfirmation]

Translation to US dollars?

I don't bloody know!!! x]
I think its like 1 pound to 2.75 dollars? not sure x]

[Vette]

Ooo so you got a long way to go for that new PS3

[Sunfirmation]

Have I?
Depends on how much Senior Sun chips in, it shouldn't be that long.

[Skunky]

Well we had a whip round the \V/ Barracks mate and so far we have come up with;

£3.81 in loose change (Mainly coppers and 5 pences)
A used teabag
A Penguin (Real penguin, not the chocolate bar)
Kris's ponytail (Cut off in a drunken clan ruck about 5 months back)
Signed photo of David Hasselhoff (Saying "Dont Hassle the BOF" on it) ( :eek: ???)
Devil Wears Prada DVD (found under Trebs bed)
A baked bean
Half eaten packet of Rollo's (Dated june 2008)


Hey its not much mate, but as Tesco says; Every Little Helps!!!

[MileySquirts]

I found some Burn Cream that expired in 98 not even opened. Half of it may be gone by the time this post hits the boards.

EDIT: I no longer have the burn cream. But I got a nice little plastic packet it came in. Will that help with your funds?

[Sunfirmation]

lmao guys I cool.
Senior Sun said not too worry about it, he'll sort it out x]

[Bullroarer]

Dropkick the old one out of the window mate, you will feel better instantly, I promise, BTW resurgence is DLed and waiting for you;)

[Sunfirmation]

Dropkick the old one out of the window mate, you will feel better instantly, I promise, BTW resurgence is DLed and waiting for you;)

Aww thanks man :p :D
but I doubt I'll get a PS3 anytime soon :(

[Skunky]

Played some great games and a couple of bad ones with T2's DrunknMunky this morning. Havent played in 3 or 4 dyas so I was rusty as hell.

Derail and 1st Estate match was a blast. T2/V/ combo versus 6 campers in both, with 4 team mates that werent really too fussed about helping out. Trusty Akimbo'd FMJ G18s put paid to their hiding though.

[Sunfirmation]

Cool deal Skunk.
Apparently Senior Sun found this computer shop which fix PS3's xD
He's going to pay them to fix it.

[v1br4t1ons]

Don't bother fixing it,it will last only a few months.
I end up prestiging after 2 days couldn't bare see all that xp going to wast xD.

[Trebadom]

I end up prestiging after 2 days couldn't bare see all that xp going to wast xD.

lol I knew you would come to the dark side!

[Skunky]

Good job Vibes.

How come you are still running [*UA] as your forum tag?

[kolakommando]

BLOODY ROCK GLITCHERS ON FUEL!!!
The IW QA dept is bollocks!!!
And boosters in barebones, we should pertition activision for \V/ to be the Offical CoD Police God knows we Catch enough of them, dishing out bans and wreaking Revenge on the dirty bastard cheating skum ****s who try to ruin my couple of hours of peaceful murderous war of an evening, I bet when they play Cludo they peek at the murder cards

[Sunfirmation]

Senior Sun doesn't like the idea of buying a new one for 250!!
I don't mind though lol

[ArmchairGeneral]

Miss yee guys, :(

[Trebadom]

Miss thee too mate x x x

Your test speed prompted me to do a test.....

http://www.speedtest.net/result/878483438.png (http://www.speedtest.net)

Did you get my pm for pic mate? If you can send one, please also send one of Kris cos he's useless :D

[ArmchairGeneral]

That aint that bad mate, nice ping. try switch ISP, though, lol.

Yeah I got it, sorry for no reply, do not get on internet much here and usually only check email and facebook. I do have pics of him and some of me but I forgot to bring USB cable and no computer I have been on so far has memory card reader.

So I will see if there are any good ones of me on facebook, I will send you link or something asap. Sorry if delayed!!

[Kristoffer2004]

hey!!! not my fault i don't know how my bro's camera works lol. i'll force him to mail you it later today.
good to hear from you armhair. germany ok?

[Skunky]

Great games this morning guys. And last night for that matter, especially enjoyed covering Eggz as we took that boosting Caribou and ER_Morteca guy down in the swamp. The Bitch of the two was on our team and he didnt know WTF to do when Eggz and myself started to knife, block and shoot at him. Red handed and Red faced.

Just scored an "Epic mother******* Killcam" (Another player in the lobby's words) GWKC in Strike TDM, ran into the courtyard where the cafe is, mowed one guy down with my MP5k then nailed his mate from about 12 foot away, centre of the back with a throwing knife. The whole lobby was loving it, most were English speaking on Mics, though being scouse and geordie I couldnt really understand much of what they were saying. The guy who took the knife said something about "You dont mind getting killed to things like that, rather just hold your hands up and enjoy the show at the end"

Nice guys, all very sporting too.

Deffo my best one so far.

[Trebadom]

@ ACG - that'd be great if you can link a pic to facebook etc - cheers and enjoy the rest of the trip. When you home?
@ Kris - lol I thought that might drive you in to action! :)
@ Skunk - sounds awsome mate, made all thebetter by others comments - sweet. I was writing you a pm that covered a 'would be' great kill cam I had playing with theo at the weekend.....problem it wasnt a kill cam lol. Other problem is that when I wrote the PM my pc crashed - hence no pm lol.
Anyway, the 'would be' kill cam involved a melee, run round a corner, two guys looking right at me, tk in the neck for 1 and scar hs to finsish the other (all three in about 2 - 3 seconds) and would all have been in the kc. One of those moments that you can enjoy for a while later.... and also hope the last guy watched his killcam lol.
Theres something really special about any tk kill isnt there!!?! Tk kc finishes are just the best.

[Skunky]

Its true actually. Since the start of MW2, Ive had 16 TK KCs and I can remember all of them. Some great ones, most were incredibly lame, Kris has seen a couple, Theo and yourself have seen one each, and KK may have seen one of mine too, but with exception of maybe a "Big Bang!" explosives GWKC none of my "normal KC's" are ever particularly memorable. Knives "Stick" (Pardon the pun lol) in your memory.

Funny thing is too, whenever there is a TK GWKC, hardly anybody backs out of the lobby, they all enjoy seeing them!!!!

[Kristoffer2004]

the 1 on derail from bridge to the train was your best imo skunky. 1 of the 1st times me and theo played i got 2 or 3 tk gwkc's lol. that day i also called out '1st blood will be a tk' and it was. my knives were on fire that day lol.

[Skunky]

I agree mate, the Derail one was a good one, Distance and height was spot on. Seen you in games where every other kill has a TK emblem next to your name. Im not quite as prolific as you mate!

How about the Estate private 1 v 1 though? TK's over the cabin FTW!!!! :D :D :D

[Sunfirmation]

Well, Senior Sun threw his back attempting to lift to many things at once :p
He's fine, but it looks like the PS3 won't be sent to the shop for at least a week.

[Skunky]

I had the freakiest dream between 4-8am this morning, I was playing in Fuel and I couldnt find anyone. Then I realised I was still actually playing, and due to the nature of the map and the fact the rocks have back doors in them, I really couldnt find ANYONE.

That just prompted my memory, I had a weird dream the night the resurgence packs came out though, playing in a private game doing some exploring Fuel, when SyndromeX joined my game and offered me a tenth prestige hack. I was at a pain to point out to him, he wasnt prestige 10, I was, so how did that work? He started to do the Syn shuffle at that point in a strop, and wouldnt speak to me.

Unless that wasnt a dream either, I get so confused. These nappy nights are playing havoc with my sanity.

[Sunfirmation]

I had the freakiest dream between 4-8am this morning, I was playing in Fuel and I couldnt find anyone. Then I realised I was still actually playing, and due to the nature of the map and the fact the rocks have back doors in them, I really couldnt find ANYONE.

That just prompted my memory, I had a weird dream the night the resurgence packs came out though, playing in a private game doing some exploring Fuel, when SyndromeX joined my game and offered me a tenth prestige hack. I was at a pain to point out to him, he wasnt prestige 10, I was, so how did that work? He started to do the Syn shuffle at that point in a strop, and wouldnt speak to me.

Unless that wasnt a dream either, I get so confused. These nappy nights are playing havoc with my sanity.

lmao skunk.
Pwned! x]

[Homescrub]

what tdowes that V stand for? V for Vaj/?

[kolakommando]

http://26.media.tumblr.com/irZDSs1Jyqil2mkvNi1y7vKKo1_500.jpg

[Sunfirmation]

what tdowes that V stand for? V for Vaj/?

http://26.media.tumblr.com/irZDSs1Jyqil2mkvNi1y7vKKo1_500.jpg
http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc326/dgiharris/DoubleFacePalm.jpg
http://picture.funnycorner.net/funny-pictures/4796/face-palm.jpg


and no it does not.

http://www.solarfeedintariff.net/images/jesus-facepalm-facepalm-jesus-epic-demotivational-poster-1218659828.jpg
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0905/eternal-facepalm-eternal-facepalm-facepalm-captain-pickard-demotivational-poster-1242264259.jpg

[kolakommando]

tactical trumps all lol :D

[Sunfirmation]

Have you noticed on the tactical, the guy in the front... one of his fingers looks swollen or something lol.

[kolakommando]

Im guessing thats the badge on his helmet behind his finger dude, although would be strangly funny if he did infact have a big fat finger lol

[kolakommando]

couldnt find the fat finger related vid i wanted so bugger it im postin this insted :) kills me everytime

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vanhbElnx70

[Sunfirmation]

wtf lmao!!!!!!!

[Skunky]

LMFAO

If facepalms were execution kills, you two would be hitmen :D

[kolakommando]

theres no stopping the kolasun FP combo, FP FTW!!!!

[Sunfirmation]

lmao, true dat man, true dat xD

[Kristoffer2004]

of course there's a way to stop you 2 facepalming, it's called amputate your arms lol. not that i would do that to any of you, i quite enjoy your facepalmings lmao.

[Sunfirmation]

You best like our facepalming!
http://i660.photobucket.com/albums/uu330/cthulhu19887/forum/facepalm/Facepalm-2.jpg

:D

[kolakommando]

Even lvl 99 emos FP lol
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd249/tensuazanghetsou/final-facepalm-face-palm-fail-demot.jpg

[kolakommando]

here sun if you liked the sprit of jazz you will like this to
YouTube - Old Gregg

[Sunfirmation]

LMFAO KOLA!!!
The jazz one was awesome to!

[kolakommando]

Top shop!!!
YouTube - The Mighty Boosh - Artic Tundra Top Shop.avi

[Fried_EggZ]

Hey guys, thought I'd post up saying hullo :D

[Bullroarer]

Funky bunch of tits from outer space LMFAO.

[Sunfirmation]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I'm so bored lol.

[Skunky]

Hey guys, thought I'd post up saying hullo :D

http://i32.tinypic.com/2h6ujcl.jpg

HELLO EGGZ!!!!!!

[Sunfirmation]

Played MW2 today, since the tragic day..
I'm happy to say I still got it :p
Only let down I wasn't use to the new maps xD

[Kristoffer2004]

hold on a sec sunnyboy! you telling us you're back? if so be prepared to face the fact we all (even treb) snipe way better than you lol (joke, mostly).
vibz, bully and i had a nostalgia moment earlier. so funny to make the game end in 30 secs because i quickscoped (cod4, so felt like a snailscope tbh) the prone host lol.

[Skunky]

I had some complete tard psn me "BS" every time I killed him in Favela yesterday. Must have got him about 7 times total.

What fricking hole do these idiot crawl out of FFS?

[SPOOKFORCE]

Uber fun games with you peeps today lol. They had no chance. Evour team was like ants on honey :D

[Skunky]

Uber fun games with you peeps today lol. They had no chance. Evour team was like ants on honey :D

Was brilliant fun. Playing with MoistPuss for the first time as well ensured the randoms on our team were kept to minimum. Never ceases to amaze myself or Treb how well you play on a crap connection mate.

[Fried_EggZ]

http://i32.tinypic.com/2h6ujcl.jpg

HELLO EGGZ!!!!!!

Scared the sh!t outta me :(

[Sunfirmation]

hold on a sec sunnyboy! you telling us you're back? if so be prepared to face the fact we all (even treb) snipe way better than you lol (joke, mostly).
vibz, bully and i had a nostalgia moment earlier. so funny to make the game end in 30 secs because i quickscoped (cod4, so felt like a snailscope tbh) the prone host lol.

nah mate lol
I went to a mates house x]
but I still got it :)

[bigberry]

Alright fellas . Kris and HN said to post up in here to see if anyone wants to get some games in - ) .

You guys are among the few regs around a gmt timezone im in Scotland btw Im on most evenings.

My psn is bigberry add me if you wish. Cheers

[Skunky]

Will add you soon mate.

[Shadow]

HN can i add you?:D
(shhhh, think he already has)

[Sunfirmation]

No Shadow, no!
As the starter of the \V/ Thread, I hear by banish you from the thread!


Just kidding! I'm not that heartless. You can be the \V/ Court Jester :D
Now, entertain me!! :p

[Kristoffer2004]

you're also the usurper of the \V/ chat sun lol. i made 1, but nooo, sun had to make the 'new \V/ chat lmao. any news when you're back btw?
had a text from armhair saying he was en route to spain from croatia, and that it was bloody hot lol.
if any of you have his msn, write him, his phone has an msn app.

[Sunfirmation]

Nah, if you ever met Senior Sun you'd know by now that when it comes to doing things like replacing a TV, buying me a new chair, fixing my PS3, he'll take his bloody sweet time doing it!
Knowing him I'll have it mid August, AT THE LEAST! :/

[TheBarcodeMiller]

Hey guys. Ok If I join your clan? Been trying to run with C4B lately but the lag makes it annoying since I'm UK based, however noticed some of you guys from UK, Ok for me to add you guys?

:)

PS PM me your PSN name So I know who to add...

[kolakommando]

I do believe that \V/ currently has a full complement buddy, sorry but we can still add each other for games
im kolakommando

[Trebadom]

Hey guys. Ok If I join your clan? Been trying to run with C4B lately but the lag makes it annoying since I'm UK based, however noticed some of you guys from UK, Ok for me to add you guys?

:)

PS PM me your PSN name So I know who to add...

As Kola said, \V/ clan recruitment is currently suspended, sorry. However, feel free to add me if you fancy a few games no probs.

Trebadom

[kolakommando]

http://i770.photobucket.com/albums/xx349/kolakommando/iris19-00060-1.jpg

[Sunfirmation]

lmfao!!! :)
Kola you kill me with those things!

[Kristoffer2004]

lmfao kolawoladeedoowaaaahhhhh!!!! that was funny as !@#$.
sun tell sun sr that your clan consists of big guys who weigh 13 stone+ lol.
if that doesn't work add that 1 is a biker (theo), 2 are metalheads (me and theo) and 2 are family dads who wouldn't let their offspring live without a ps3 in the house (though they hog it for themselves lol).

[Sunfirmation]

lmfao Kris, he's 15+ lololol
Senior Sun is a big fella :p
besides our family members (people from Seychelles) would stick up for him lol
It's like gangsta's lmao

[Skunky]

Seychelles mafioso LMAO

Great Pic KK by the way.

@ Barcode, thanks for the interest mate but currently we have had 4 or 5 enquiries in the last month asking for \V/ clan membership. As it stands, Im keeping these guys on file, if there is a recruitment drive all will be contacted to see if their interest remains. In the meantime, we'll quite happily roll with you.

[Sunfirmation]

lol I like the sound of that "Seychelles Mafioso" lmao!
Senior Sun does do a good impression of the God father! :p

[Kristoffer2004]

he runs around the vineyard with orange peels in his mouth? he says 'may your 1st child be a masculine child' a lot? (btw that would suck if your 1st was a girl lol).

[Bullroarer]

he runs around the vineyard with orange peels in his mouth? he says 'may your 1st child be a masculine child' a lot? (btw that would suck if your 1st was a girl lol).

Im not fkn with Luca Brasi, no matter where hes from, Sun tell pops we are sorry:D

[Sunfirmation]

lmfao theo! :D
I remind him everyday about my PS3, and each time he gives me a look so harsh, it's as if his eye are daggers piercing through my soul.
The horror, the unconditional horror!

[Vette]

Buy a new PS3!!!

I kid, I kid :p

[Bullroarer]

lmfao theo! :D
I remind him everyday about my PS3, and each time he gives me a look so harsh, it's as if his eye are daggers piercing through my soul.
The horror, the unconditional horror!

So very, very sorry!

[bigberry]

Cheers for the games lastnite Precision Paul,Theo,Kris,Treb and Predator too.

That was a rampage on Carnival 7500-1800 - )

Need to do it again sometime.
Those Riot shielders on derail were hilarious.

[Trebadom]

Cheers for the games lastnite Precision Paul,Theo,Kris,Treb and Predator too.

That was a rampage on Carnival 7500-1800 - )

Need to do it again sometime.
Those Riot shielders on derail were hilarious.

No probs Berry, nice to meet you.

Yeah, carnival was almost embarassing. Was playing with various C4B and \V/ guys that night and it was just one of those nights where any opposition struggled to get over 3000 in any match! Suprising what a full group of good players can achieve.

Sunny boy - enough of the drama......when are you gonna start stealing from your parents and get enough money to buy a new machine!?!!!

[Trebadom]

BTW Kola - that last pic was epic! LMFAO! .....

[Sunfirmation]

No probs Berry, nice to meet you.

Yeah, carnival was almost embarassing. Was playing with various C4B and V/ guys that night and it was just one of those nights where any opposition struggled to get over 3000 in any match! Suprising what a full group of good players can achieve.

Sunny boy - enough of the drama......when are you gonna start stealing from your parents and get enough money to buy a new machine!?!!!

If I did that, they'd know I got a new one whenever they went in my room >_>

[Trebadom]

If I did that, they'd know I got a new one whenever they went in my room >_>

And????............... :D

[Sunfirmation]

They'd be like ZOMG!!!! lol
and then take it away!

[Trebadom]

Well then you need to start on roids and weights so they cant take it away silly!

[Sunfirmation]

I'm sure Senior Sun will get it fixed soon!

[Skunky]

Had a couple of PMSFL moments yesterday playing with Kris, in afghan got the game winning kc with a Famas M203 nade point blank in the face of a guy camping the C130 cockpit, then I fired a random M203 at the spawn in the direction of the opposing team in Derail, and got a double!!!

Played some FFA too, saw my new account KD rise a little.

[Kristoffer2004]

yesterday was a super off day for me, so ended up running shields constantly for fun.
best moment was when some guy rounded a corner, saw the shield and chucked a frag at me without cooking it.

dumbass, thanks for the easy hot potato lol.
that match i went 10-8-3 with a few tasty c4 doubles lol.

[Sunfirmation]

Good news!
My sister said her friend will have a look at my PS3 ^_^
There's hope ! lol

[Sunfirmation]

Update:
Right, my PS3 has returned and the people at my sisters work has identified the problem, it is indeed the motherboard which Senior Sun thought at first.
So, Senior Sun and myself will try to fix it once again.

[Skunky]

Sunny do you actually know what you are doing?

[Sunfirmation]

Of course I do :P
You need to heat the motherboard to make all the soldiering flow.

[Skunky]

Mate just call it a day and get a new one!!! Sell a kidney or something.

[Sunfirmation]

Senior would never let me do any of those.

[Skunky]

Kris would give you good money for a Kidney.

[Sunfirmation]

lmao xD
"Beer runs FTW!" x]
Great, we don't have a Heat Gun and Senior Sun said he would buy one, this means it's going to take another 2 weeks at least :|

[Skunky]

I take it next Wednesday is out of the question then little bro?

[Sunfirmation]

Knowing Senior Sun, yes.

[Skunky]

Can you borrow a PS3 for Wednesday?

[Sunfirmation]

Nope lol.
I've just sent Senior Sun an email, to all 3 of his emails.
Maybe he'll understand my frustration through my mean words.
or maybe he'll just disregard it.

[Fried_EggZ]

Wut is all this about Wednesday?

Treb sent me a PM saying if I was in for Wednesday clan match...

Fill me in?

[bigberry]

I have hiccups

[Skunky]

Wut is all this about Wednesday?

Treb sent me a PM saying if I was in for Wednesday clan match...

Fill me in?

We were challenged to a clan rematch by a bunch we mullered a few months back, trouble is we are a few short due to Sun breaking his PS3, Vibes having connections issues, AC7 touring Europe, Ara never being on ATM and BOF being inaccesible to contact! As it stands the most we can raise is

Treb (in)
Kris (probable)
Kola (probable)
Bullroarer (probable)
Skunky (in)

and we need at least 1 other clan friend to step in. T2 and \v/ are allies, so we thought it was worth an ask. If no good...Well tbh Treb and I will take em on 2 vs 6 if neccessary! Outnumbered but certain to take a few of them out with us!!!

[Kristoffer2004]

hey!!! i'm not probable lol. ask treb about the swiftness of my reply lmao.

[ArmchairGeneral]

Damn, wish I could join yee, I aint back till the 5th though. But I am sure yee will trash em without me!

[Skunky]

hey!!! i'm not probable lol. ask treb about the swiftness of my reply lmao.

Sorry dude!!!!

So as it stands....

Army of 3 FTW!!!!!

[Trebadom]

Yeah Kris was pretty damn quick to put himself forward for war lol.

Confirmed acceptance:
Treb, Skunk, Kris, Theo.

Confirmed unavailable:
Vibes, ACG.

Unknown:

Kola K, Araforn, BOF,

Hoping Kola will respond soon, and hoping he's in. Then we will be looking for one more to make up the 6.

Eggz - this is a 'help out' invite for an evenings honarary membership. LIke I said, no probs either way, just need to know for sure. 6 v 6 battle. Please confirm either way, thanks.

And for clarity, the opposition clan "FILF" are aware we are drafting in a 'helper' due to unusually low availability. If we die, we die with honour!

[MileySquirts]

I recommend extending an invitation to OneAnnoyingFCK. With him on your team, even if he has 2 bars, you will not lose. I promise you that.

I'd offer up my services (if need be), but with alpha.... it wont even be close.

[Skunky]

It wasnt close last time. We won 11-1 and the game we lost was SnD :D

[MileySquirts]

It wasnt close last time. We won 11-1 and the game we lost was SnD :D

O lol.
Then I guess with Alpha on your team, it may be overkill lmao

[Mick281]

and we need at least 1 other clan friend to step in. T2 and v/ are allies, so we thought it was worth an ask. If no good...Well tbh Treb and I will take em on 2 vs 6 if neccessary! Outnumbered but certain to take a few of them out with us!!!

2v6. You have guts my friend.

[Shadow]

HN ask darren, he can round up some UK guys for you.

[Kristoffer2004]

don't forget the 1 snd we lost, they just ambushed us with lol. no 'hey we're doing snd now, 5 minutes to switch up your classes'.
this time around we should agree on what gamemodes, how many racks etc beforehand lol.

[Skunky]

I think we'll be fine guys, sent some inquiries to the T2 guys we run with regularly. The last time we played FiLF they were over confident and giving us some stick> it was our first organised clanwar and we were all pretty nervous. Like kris said, the 1 game they won they suckerpunched us, having said that the second time they tried suckering us with SnD Kris pretty much won the game all by himself. All in all, their mouths talked a good game, when it came to the crunch, they got pulverised.

[Kristoffer2004]

i think what surprised em most was i just ran at em without ninja lol. after i dropped the bomb carrier they stood no real chance. clayed up the bomb, walked around in the general area, and they were dumb enough to come from only 1 side lol.