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shadowboy13

11-12-2009, 12:26 PM

so i get my first care package and decide to call it in saying "let's see what i get lol" and it just so happens to hit the corner of a building as a teammate runs by.....his last words were "NOOOOOOO!!!!!" before getting crushed by it lol

anything like this happend to you yet?

chisa_j

11-12-2009, 12:28 PM

My first care package on TDM on Terminal, I got it on the roof by accident. So much for that.

lilaclegend

11-12-2009, 12:58 PM

ohh.. similar thing yesterday.. i was running to try to intercept an enemy care package and it hit me right on my head.. it was funny to see in the kill cam!

Skunky

11-12-2009, 01:06 PM

I found a guy looking over the edge of the cliff in Afghan. Knifed him in the back and watched him plummet!

SPOOKFORCE

11-12-2009, 03:55 PM

Yanksrule211

11-12-2009, 04:13 PM

FeaR_My_NukE

11-12-2009, 05:17 PM

I called in my care package on a roof and was standing for three minutes waiting for it.

Alpha

11-12-2009, 07:43 PM

Leens

11-12-2009, 07:59 PM

I accidentally assisted a guy's suicide on Terminal. He was jumping through the window by the coffee shop hallway, and my Semtex stuck to him... He hit the ground and died, and my Semtex blew up a second later. I was pissed. Lol

gentong

11-12-2009, 08:17 PM

first game, got killed twice with my own and the enemy's care packages -_-
then i called my own the second time and it landed on top of the plane in terminal

user name was taken

11-12-2009, 08:46 PM

I laughed my ass off when i killed like 10 people in a row with a shield, in my 3rd game ever (on mw2).

Wasnt funny anymore later on though, but throwing knifes are.. now.

Skunky

11-13-2009, 01:50 AM

I had a "Bourne Identity" style moment in Favela earlier, I ran across two roof tops and leapt across a drop straight through the barber shop window into a room with two camping guys in it. Let loose with a whole clip of SCAR ammo, nailing both. Seriously big smile moment!

Would have loved to have seen their killcams :D

otis_the_bat

11-13-2009, 06:59 AM

Just now on Underpass, I assisted suicide of a teammate. I was running towards some steps to go down and apparently he was coming up with a syntex cooking. He threw it, it stuck to me and I carried right back to him blowing his ass up.

Actually starting laughing out loud.

hahahahaha.

i was cooking a syntex, about to launch it in a window. then i hear tango down and see a green arrow in the room. so i turn to chuck it towards another group of enemies, it stuck to a light post about 2 feet in front of me. fail.

Hoten96

11-13-2009, 08:50 PM

I forget which map it was, the one with the giant slabs of white rock around the edges. Ordered a care package, stepped right in to the smoke, and the one time this thing hit the mark, it struck me on the head and killed me.

MileySquirts

11-15-2009, 08:45 AM

I know I said it was funny watching others do this--but on one of my first matches I was on highrise and sprinted forward to smash through the windows and get onto the roof--later realising I'd jumped out the wrong window and fallen to my death.

I do that on purpose. Run forward turn right and smash through window and jump out to your death on side of building. See how many teammates follow you. Its hilarious. Ive gotten a game where 2 teammates all jumped out right after me lmao.

Also, I was playing with ZCS and Shadow. I got a care package, and Z just called in his AC130 (I think that what it was). I seen him laying there. Couldn't resist chucking my marker on him. Watching the crate fall and kill him, lmao. I did this again, with a different teammate too. Except he was just camping, not controlling air support. I seen him, I chucked my marker. Then watched as the crate came down and killed him, lol. Make him think twice about camping.

Im actually going to make a tage out of care packages. It should be interesting.

Mick281

11-15-2009, 09:21 AM

One time a teammate called in their carepackage. I died and when I respawned, I ran out the building only to get owned by a carepackage. I was like who called a carepackage cause it killed me running out the building. Everyone laughed.

Lol at all the other posts. most were hilarious. I am also amazed at how many people are getting owned by their own carepackages.

MileySquirts

11-15-2009, 10:50 AM

Like you said, getting owned after you spawned. Thats hilarious. Ive killed a teammate doing that. Throw my care package down, next thing you know.... entire team is spawning next to me. It comes down and squishes them after the guy takes 2 steps. lol.

LUCKYlucky

11-15-2009, 01:03 PM

i got killed b4 by a sniper. my character did like a 360 flip twist b4 hitting the floor. looked amazing! haha

codmonkey96

11-15-2009, 04:54 PM

i was playing in quarry and threw the care package smoke on on of the buildings beside the big Brazil building and it landed on the roof of the Brazil building so me and this other guy were running around for so long looking for it

Skunky

11-16-2009, 03:53 AM

I pulled a really idiotic one in Highrise on Saturday, I managed to get an AC130 delivered in my care package (Only the 2nd time ever so far I might add) but being stupid I was on the crane gantry at the far end sniping and threw it there.

As soon as I did it I realised it was the smallest possible place to try and drop something, and easily the stupidest. I got sniped just before the chopper turned up. No matter I thought its gone. No. The damn thing had wedged itself at a crazy angle where the controls are on the Crane!!! Even better, all the opposition kept trying to get it and just made for easy killing! I went something like 33-2-11 and we won by over 3000 points!

Araforn

11-16-2009, 05:23 AM

I randomly shot a grenade from the noob tube into the air and got the game winning kill. I think it looked pretty sweet.

Shadow

11-16-2009, 05:39 AM

funniest thing ever was yesterday. i was playing with Alpha on highrise. i was shooting someone and ran out of ammo jumped off the building to one of those thingy's on the side, jumped back up and he looked down to see where i was and stab him.
i had to laugh out loud!

T0mmyc

11-16-2009, 07:52 AM

I did the stupidest care package fail on wasteland yesterday it was at the end of the trench thing where you go round the end of the hedge at the corner of the map there's a little kind of see through roof made of netting which is about 10 square feet in size and didnt realise it was there and the package landed on it, about 3 feet above my head stuck there. I think thats pretty much the only bit of the entire map a package could get stuck, everyone kept going to retreive it and couldnt get it.

Throttle_Inc

11-16-2009, 09:20 AM

Count one more "killed by own care package" post. :P

I had another WTF/LOL moment when I was shot (forget the map) and respawned in the EXACT spot, watched my body still falling over, and shot the guy who was still in the room. He had to love the crap out of that kill cam.

ccovington

11-16-2009, 01:02 PM

first game, got killed twice with my own and the enemy's care packages -_-
then i called my own the second time and it landed on top of the plane in terminal

you think thats bad....my sentry gun landed on the crane above the plane...what luck.

SPOOKFORCE

11-16-2009, 02:23 PM

T0mmyc

11-16-2009, 06:35 PM

lol, I ALWAYS look up now before calling one in, today I called one I chucked the flare just in front of me and my team mate just went and sat right on the flare, i dont have a mic so i couldnt tell him to move so i just watched the inevitable squashing that took place and laughed at him.

otis_the_bat

11-16-2009, 09:21 PM

Oh yeah well I'm such a fool that I call in my crate under the overpass (on Overpass duh)...That's miles above my head lol----had no mic but I watched my team mate look up then look at me and I could just hear the "your an idiot"

dude, everyone does it.

today on overpass like 3 of my teammates called in packages, i called one in as well, not paying attention we had all called them in under the damn overpass. 4 carepackages 300 feet above our heads.

Skunky

11-18-2009, 02:56 AM

I almost wet my pants last night on Highrise, late in the game we are winning by about 300 points, everyone is hiding except for a nutter running a riot class. Anyway this dude with a shield comes barrelling straight for me and my TAR21 ran dry at completely the wrong moment.

I let him get within battering distance then jumped sideways, turning just in time to see the stupid feck disappear straight over the fricking edge. ROFLMFAO :D :D :D

Natas218

11-18-2009, 08:01 AM

I love watching people randomly go over the high edge on Afghan, but the best i've had was on Quarry. I was crouched down behind some rocks snipin and what I thought was a teammate came up and got right beside me and started randomly firing, so I turned and stuck a semtex to him, just to be a Dick. Boom, game winning kill. Classic winning kill cam.

Skunky

11-18-2009, 09:50 AM

Speaking of the high bit in Afghan, A day or two ago I watched a level 8 or 9 opposition guy looking over the edge who was completely oblivious to me being there, or to the fact there was a match going on at all I think. Just as I was sneaking up with the intent of sticking him with semtex, he suddenly just goes cuckoo and starts firing his AR into the valley below at nothing. WTF????

Watched him in disbelief for a second or two longer, (unaware the score was nearly at limit point) then I stuck him anyway, and that one exploded, getting the last kill which I hadnt expected.

Then all 11 members of the groups including him got to watch this moron firing at absolutely nothing before exploding. He received a few derogatory remarks from his team, while most of mine on mic fell about laughing! :D

FuriousDonkey

11-19-2009, 03:20 PM

Had a guy the other night think he'd be really cool and use his riot shield to deflect my onslaught of fury in the central room in the Karachi map. Guy was so cool and proud of himself that he didn't the Claymore I had strategically placed in the middle of the stairs he was trying to creep up sideways, and he ended up doing side cartwheels up the rest of the stairs and then slamming into the wall. Absolutely hilarious!

dre1507

11-19-2009, 03:25 PM

funniest thing happend to me a few minutes ago. called a care package in and while protecting the area a team mate spawns rite behind it and thought it would a kool idea to steal something he didnt work for. man i wished friendly fire was on cause that's one team-kill i'd be satisfied with.

Kristoffer2004

11-19-2009, 10:08 PM

throwing a knife into kriptonian's head just as he lunged at me with his knife lol. funniest so far.

GoldenGunner

11-19-2009, 10:27 PM

Called a care package in a room with holes in it. It would have made it in for me, if it weren't for some stupid teammate running in front of me and hitting the smoke off course.

I was jumping down those stairs in Favela near the playground because I saw an enemy below me. I pulled a claymore out, placed it down, fell to my death (being shot at, hitting the ground) and the claymore activated and blew up the dude.

Slipknight

11-19-2009, 11:46 PM

i shot someone with the Cheytach Intervention on favela just as the jumped off the roof at bomb point B, and they done this huge cartwheel backflip thing, musta span in mid air about 4 - 5 times, was hilarious for a game winner

tyler730

11-20-2009, 02:42 PM

ive only had them land on the buildings not on any body tho

Kristoffer2004

11-20-2009, 05:41 PM

earlier a guy from my team decided to sit in the red smoke from my carebear package. thump... and it was only a damn uav. had trouble aiming for the next 20 secs lol. epic fail death that.

xiregulatorix

11-20-2009, 06:56 PM

i was using my riot class and got the game winning kill on killcam (guy backpedaling while firing straight into my shield.. finally i get close enough and smack him in the face). i got the "owned." callsign for that, which i now proudly display

Kristoffer2004

11-21-2009, 10:15 PM

earlier me and 5 guys from here partied up and went on an insane tdm win rampage. played a clan called 219 and whooped em bad for a coupla rounds. this apparently they could not take.

here's the fun bit: 2 of them kept leaving just before launch, then came back in. after 2 minutes or so of this we began setting our tags to 218, 221, 436, 9mil etc. they were miked we were not. the b*tching from them was hilarious lmao. they started the stupidity, we just had fun with numbers.

eventually we all got the boot lol.

Skunky

11-22-2009, 11:45 AM

That was funny especially as it went on for nearly 5 minutes. We had another one today, annoying a *HTK kid on our team by messing about with South Park names as our clan tag. At one point he got so annoyed only dogs could hear the pitch of his voice.

Trebadom somehow dropped a care package on my head in Sub Base the other day. I got killed by an opposition player and respawned right on his flare..."Thudumph!!!"

Shatters

11-22-2009, 11:49 AM

When I was away from the game to get some food and returned someone from the other team threw a care package marker against me.
He got the package on his head not me. :D

Darren_450

11-22-2009, 01:27 PM

I spawned and a care package landed on my head killing me. It wasn't funny at the time, but looking back now, i find it funny.

user name was taken

11-22-2009, 04:56 PM

i played other games instead of mw2, it was pretty funny.

can_U_hear_MEnow

11-22-2009, 06:00 PM

I was playing hq and it had just gone online. Somehow I ended up behind a defender looking the other way down his sights. So I crept up behind him and stuck him with semtex. He stood up real fast and ran inside the hq thinking it was beside him and boom... Triple kill. Captured the hq and got an "Enemies with benefits" title.

climber

12-01-2009, 03:55 PM

I was playing Search & Destroy on Afghan the other day when the other team started a bomb in the crashed airplane so I ran over there to see a guy running away with his back to me. He was a good 30 yards away so I lobbed a semtex at him and stuck him in the back! Then turned off the bomb for the win!